HORMUZ GAY
ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN / $HGAY

HORMUZ
GAY

NOT STRAIT. STILL LIQUID.

Markets close. Chokepoints don’t.

BUY $HGAYVIEW CONTRACT ↗

LIVE ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN

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HGAY is a memecoin on Robinhood Chain, paired with the USO stock token.

HORMUZ / STRAIT STUDIES ◎
Original cinematic artwork of a realistic oil tanker crossing a rocky strait with a rainbow trailing through its foaming wake
STRAIT ENERGY.
UNSTRAIT BEHAVIOR.ORIGINAL ART / FICTIONAL SCENE
NOT FOR NAVIGATION

NO PRESALE. NO PREMINE. STRAIT TO MARKET.

CONNECTING · READ-ONLY OBSERVATORYNO SIGNAL ≠ ZERO
REFERENCE MARKET TERMINALIS OIL ASLEEP?

UNKNOWN

USO · NYSE Arca core equity session

ON-CHAIN MARKETS

CAN TRADE 24/7

HGAY / USO availability is unverified.

Waiting for the server calendar.

Source: NYSE 2026 calendar ↗
Checked: Not available

Core scheduled hours only; excludes extended sessions, WTI futures, unscheduled closures and halts.

MARKETS SLEEP. THE INTERNET HAS INSOMNIA.
01 / HORMUZ GAY — PRICE DISLOCATIONAWAITING VERIFIED DATA

THE GAYP*

the gap, but not strait

USO ON-CHAIN ÷ REFERENCE USO → THE GAYP

USO ON-CHAIN

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Stock Token · USD / token
Source: No verified source
Updated: Not available

REFERENCE USO

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Multiplier-adjusted midpoint · USD / token
Source: api.robinhood.com ↗
Updated: Not available

HORMUZ GAP

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Two verified prices needed.
REFERENCE MARKET: UNKNOWNFRESHNESS: UNAVAILABLE
THE MATH, WITHOUT THE MYSTIQUE ＋

Gap = ((on-chain USO price ÷ reference USO price) − 1) × 100. Reference USO is the underlying bid/ask midpoint multiplied by the registry’s currentMultiplier. It is not an on-chain execution price. Both values must be verified and fresh; quotes older than 120 seconds are withheld, including when markets are closed. The on-chain price uses the independent USO/USDG market and a fresh USDG/USD quote. This is not fair value, a prediction, or an expected reopening price.

Registry: Robinhood /rhj/assets · API methodology ↗

02 / THE MEME MISSIONHORMUZ GAY / $HGAY

FLIP OIL.

Can $HGAY flip USO?
Probably not. That’s why it’s funny.

OBJECTIVEHGAY MARKET CAP > USO MARKET CAP

HGAY MARKET CAP

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Source: No verified source
Updated: Not available

USO MARKET CAP

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Source: No verified source
Updated: Not available

FLIP RATIO

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HGAY market cap ÷ USO fund market cap.
HGAY: live price × circulating supply (all 1B minted into the public pool at launch; burned tokens excluded). USO: fund shares outstanding from its latest SEC filing × live USO price.

A meme comparison, not a prediction.

03 / MARITIME ACTIVITY MONITORHORMUZ GAY / $HGAY

ROADMAP: INCREASE ACTIVITY
THAT’S DEFINITELY NOT STRAIT.

ACTIVITY LEVEL: UNVERIFIED

No verified HGAY market cap; position is not estimated.

  1. $100K

    CURIOUS

    Something moved.

  2. $1M

    QUESTIONING

    Unusual activity detected.

  3. $10M

    GAYP WIDENING

    Situation developing.

  4. $100M

    EXTREMELY NOT STRAIT

    Maritime authorities confused.

  5. FLIP USOUSO market cap unavailable

    FULL HORMUZ GAY

    The internet has defeated financial reason.

Source: No verified source
Updated: Not available

Hypothetical cultural milestones based on the verified live HGAY market cap. Not forecasts, promised outcomes, or price targets.

04 / THE CHOKEPOINT

GEOPOLITICS DOESN'T KEEP MARKET HOURS.

The Strait of Hormuz is one of the world's critical energy chokepoints. Events affecting oil markets can happen while traditional markets are closed.

HGAY/USO lives on-chain, where the market can keep moving.

*Trading hours vary by product and venue. HGAY does not track or predict oil, USO, or geopolitical events.

An oversized oil tanker repeatedly tries to squeeze through an absurdly narrow rocky strait.CLEARANCE TESTNOT TO SCALE
05 / HORMUZ GAY — POOL WATCHPOOL DATA UNAVAILABLE

THE DEEP END

Pair: HGAY / USO

HGAY PRICE (USD)

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Source: No verified source
Updated: Not available

HGAY / USO

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Source: No verified source
Updated: Not available

MARKET CAP

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Source: No verified source
Updated: Not available

FDV

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Source: No verified source
Updated: Not available

24H VOLUME

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Source: No verified source
Updated: Not available

CORE LIQUIDITY

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Source: No verified source
Updated: Not available

USO IN POOL

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Source: No verified source
Updated: Not available

POOL USO VALUE

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Source: No verified source
Updated: Not available

HGAY is paired with USO through Uniswap. HGAY does not represent ownership of, or a redemption right to, USO. FDV uses on-chain total supply; it is not circulating market cap. Core liquidity is the pool's Uniswap v4 core principal at spot: it excludes hook assets and uncollected fees, and is not an amount you could withdraw or trade against. Holders are not published without a verified source.

06 / A VERY SERIOUS EXPLANATION

FLUID MECHANICS.

01 ↗

MEME

Geographically Strait. Financially Gay.

02 ↗

PAIR

HGAY/USO on Robinhood Chain.*

03 ↗

ALWAYS OPEN

On-chain markets never sleep. We’re curious 24/7.

09 / DISCLOSURE

MEME FIRST.
RISK REAL.

LIVE COMMUNITY TOKEN

HGAY launched directly through LONG.

$HGAY is an unaffiliated community meme token created for entertainment. The project creator may acquire, hold, sell, and profit from HGAY and therefore may have a financial interest in the token. HGAY is not endorsed by Robinhood, Robinhood Chain, Robinhood Assets (Jersey) Limited, USCF, United States Oil Fund, Uniswap, LONG, or any government. Live figures are third-party and/or on-chain data and may be delayed or inaccurate. HGAY does not represent ownership of or a redemption right to USO, oil, or any other asset. Nothing here is investment advice or a request to trade HGAY, USO, or any security.

HGAY has no yield, dividend, revenue claim, or obligation to track any asset or event. Creator holdings are not locked. Digital assets can lose all value. The HGAY/USO pair on Robinhood Chain is subject to venue availability and jurisdictional restrictions.